Barely 10 days in, and already they're complaining about Whole Foods. Here's a few snapshots from the suggestion board, and clearly, there's no pleasing these people. "I came here for the singles event but couldn't find it (no signs). Great store, though." -- And you couldn't ask someone? Guess that would be too embarrassing. So did anyone less directionally-impaired get to the singles night? (Hint: I think they have it in the wine bar upstairs.)
"Amazing variety, but I couldn't find my favorite -- potato knishes!" -- 73 kinds of organic truffles, a roasted nut bar, but she won't be happy unless she can get a knish. Oy, I hope they've got the free-range schmaltz.
And my favorite: "There is something very peculiar and energetically off-putting -- there is a disconnect and it doesn't feel great to be here. Maybe you can do something about this!" -- What would you suggest? A Chakra re-alignment? A visit from a feng shui expert? Maybe the karmic pain you feel is really the sting of all your money being sucked out of your wallet.