News story of the day

It's not easy being a food editor. According to this L.A. Times story, Saveur's Todd Coleman was detained at the Tallahassee airport for having honey, a spice rub, an oyster shell and a tape recorder in his bag, which seemed suspicious to authorities. I'm pretty sure that somewhere on the Internets there's a recipe for a bomb made out of Cajun rub and honey, with a little ground oyster shell thrown in.