Those silly New Yorkers, part two

Gawker reports that Trader Joe's Manhattan opened today and surprise, surprise -- it's too small, and it's full of slow-moving older folks. That's the whole point right? And really, what's the point of complaining it's too small if you can't complain about the parking lot? I'll bet it can't match the Silver Lake though, with as many squalling, badly behaved toddlers being poorly parented by goateed dads!